An asexual mob boss finds out one of his goons is planning on ratting him out to the police in order to take his place as top dog. Obviously he has the guy beaten half way to hell and on his knees in front of him so as to make an example of the poor fool.

After the schmuck begs and pleads for his life a little the boss shakes his head, “You disappoint me Tony,” He says as he levels a pistol at the traitors forehead, “I thought that after all the time you spent here by my side, you’d have learned one important fact about me…”

Tony gulps in panic, “Learned-Learned what boss?”

BANG!

“That I don’t appreciate it when people try to fuck me.”